AHBENG JOKE. LOL
1.
At a bar in New York ,


the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,


'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE'
and his companion says ,


'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'


Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah'

2.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,


Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.


'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.


'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.

'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies,


'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.