1.
At a bar in New York ,
the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE'
and his companion says ,
'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah'
2.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies,
'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.